⚔ 5
🛡 8
👁 8
Once wrote '420' on a tweet, paid $20 million for the joke, then spent $290 million to buy the umpire's whistle. Now he sells classified dreams to the Pentagon and calls it 'transparency.'
Tweet of Chaos
⊙ 1
Flip a coin. If heads, choose any target's ability and activate it for free this turn. If tails, pay 2 mana to the bank.
DOGE's Last Lick
⊙ 3
Destroy target regulatory token. Then, if you control a 'government' domain card, draw a card.
All Lawful Use
⊙ 4
Until your next turn, all of your cards gain 'Cannot be countered by intelligence agencies.'