Entity Cards — Goblin House

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Kirsten Gillibrand · Kirsten Gillibrand

Public records show Senator Gillibrand co-introduced the Prediction Market Act of 2026, granting CFTC jurisdiction over event contracts. She voted against blocking arms sales to Israel in April 2026, placing her in a minority of seven Senate Democrats. She also opposed the November 2025 shutdown-ending funding deal while taking credit for its community project funding.

Bipartisan Bluff ⊙ 2

Once per turn, you may force an opponent to discard a card if you control a state-licensed vault card.

Token Taxonomy Treat ⊙ 3

Search your library for a 'digital commodity' card and put it into your hand. Shuffle.

Vote Nay, Claim the Gold ⊙ 1

When you play a community project card, you may choose to oppose it and still gain its benefits.

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SAIC · SAIC (Science Applications International Corporation)

Founded in 1969 by J. Robert Beyster, SAIC grew to $6.7 billion in revenue by 2004. Public records show its 2013 spin-off created Leidos, while SAIC retained the name and a portfolio of classified contracts. DCAA audits for fiscal 2006 onward remain uncompleted as of the latest filings.

Spin-Off Reorganization ⊙ 3

Exile this goblin, then return it to play transformed with +2 defense. Discard all pending audit tokens attached to it.

Classified Contract Portfolio ⊙ 2

This goblin cannot be targeted by spells or abilities that require disclosure of its contract value or scope until your next turn.

DCAA Audit Liability ⊙ 1

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a $35 million liability counter on this goblin. If you do, target opponent gains 1 life.

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Pete Hegseth · Pete Hegseth

Public records show Pete Hegseth made a $8.73 campaign contribution to ActBlue in January 2026, listing his employer as 'US GOVERNMENT' and occupation as 'WARMONGER'. His FEC filings also document $1,000 donations to WinRed and Ian Smith for Congress in 2022 while employed as a Fox News host. No SEC filings were found for Hegseth during his Fox News tenure, indicating no reportable securities positions despite covering defense topics.

Fractional Donation ⊙ 1

Once per turn, you may move 1 gold from any opponent's treasury to your own. If the opponent is a different faction, draw a card.

Foxhole Scribe ⊙ 2

When this card is played, search your deck for a 'Donation' card and put it into your hand. Shuffle afterward.

Crystal Throne ⊙ 3

Tap three artifacts you control to prevent all damage to Pete Hegseth until your next turn.

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Scott Bessent · Scott Bessent

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, per public records, declined three separate requests from Senator Ron Wyden in 2025 to produce Treasury Department files related to Jeffrey Epstein. Previously, he founded Key Square Group in 2015 after serving as Chief Investment Officer at Soros Fund Management.

File Withhold ⊙ 1

When an opponent plays a card that would reveal your hand, you may instead shuffle that card back into their deck. Gain 1 gold.

Senate Silence ⊙ 2

Once per turn, you may target a senator card. It cannot use abilities for 2 turns. Cost: 2 gold.

Key Square Maneuver ⊙ 2

Move any card from your discard pile to the bottom of your deck. Draw a card.

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Meta Platforms · Meta Platforms

Public filings show Meta Platforms generated $200.97 billion in revenue in FY2025, with 98.7% from advertising across its Family of Apps (Facebook, Instagram, Messenger, WhatsApp). The FTC filed a notice of appeal in January 2026 challenging a district court ruling in Meta's favor in a monopolization case. Capital expenditures reached $72.22 billion in 2025, with 2026 guidance of $115–$135 billion, driven by AI infrastructure investments.

Advertising Revenue Stream ⊙ 3

Target opponent reveals their hand. You may exile a non-land card from it. If you do, gain 2 gold.

App Ecosystem Synergy ⊙ 2

Search your library for a card named 'Instagram', 'WhatsApp', or 'Threads', reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle.

AI Infrastructure Investment ⊙ 2

Add {C}{C} to your mana pool. Spend this mana only on artifact spells or abilities.

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UK Home Office · UK Home Office

Public records show the UK Home Office allocated a £20.3 billion budget in FY2022-2023 and entered a New Cooperative Agreement with DHS and the UK National Cyber Security Centre in March 2022. It has been a Palantir client since 2020 for post-Brexit border enforcement.

Data Adequacy Delay ⊙ 3

Target opponent reveals their hand. Choose a nonland card from it. That card gains a scrutiny counter and cannot be played until your next turn.

Home Secretary's Briefing ⊙ 2

Look at the top three cards of any player's library. You may put one of them into your hand and the rest back in any order. If you do, that player loses 1 intel.

Interlocking Iron Box ⊙ 1

Tap an untapped allied agency (tribal tag: 'border-agency', 'intelligence-service', or 'data-partner') you control. This card gains +2 defense until end of turn and you draw a card.

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OpenAI · OpenAI

Public records show OpenAI filed with the SEC in May 2026, but no disclosures detail Sam Altman’s personal equity in OpenAI Global LLC or the specific extent of model use in intelligence surveillance. The legal entity holding defence contracts—OpenAI Inc. or OpenAI Global LLC—remains undisclosed.

Classify the Evidence ⊙ 2

When this goblin enters play, look at target opponent's hand. Choose a card—it cannot be played or revealed this turn. (This reflects the opacity around OpenAI's government contracts, which are not publicly specified due to classification or trade secret protections.)

Nonprofit Shell Game ⊙ 3

Sacrifice a resource token: search your library for any contract card and put it into play face down. If it's a government contract, you may peek at it but never reveal it. (The specific legal entity holding each defence contract is not publicly disclosed.)

Altman's Ambiguity ⊙ 1

Once per turn, when an opponent asks for clarification on your board state, you may respond 'no comment' and draw a card. (No public records document Sam Altman’s personal equity stake in OpenAI Global LLC or his financial interest in government contracts.)

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NHS England · NHS England

Awarded Palantir a £330 million Federated Data Platform contract in November 2023, described as the largest single NHS IT contract. Public records show fewer than 25% of England's 215 hospital trusts were actively using the platform by end of 2024.

Federated Data Platform ⊙ 3

Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a card from it and attach it to NHS England. That card's controller draws a card.

Faster Data Flows ⊙ 1

All opponents reveal their hands. NHS England gains +1 intel for each card revealed this way until end of turn.

Integration Directive ⊙ 2

Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand. If you do, search your library for a card named 'Department of Health and Social Care' and put it onto the battlefield.

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Howard Lutnick · Howard Lutnick

Public records show Lutnick transferred control of Cantor Fitzgerald to his children via family trusts upon becoming Commerce Secretary. Disclosures indicate a subsequent loan from Tether to a family trust, secured by over half of Cantor's equity, creating a financial link between the stablecoin issuer and its own custodian's parent company.

Divestiture by Trust ⊙ 2

Search your library for a 'Family Trust' artifact card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.

Undisclosed Recusal Gap ⊙ 3

Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a nonland card that shares a name with a card in your graveyard. That opponent discards that card.

Secured Loan Arrangement ⊙ 1

Tap target artifact you control. Add one mana of any color. Use this mana only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts.

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Office of Personnel Management · Office of Personnel Management (OPM)

Federal agency holding personnel data for all US government employees. Public records show OPM's background investigation functions were transferred to the Defense Department in 2021, creating a bifurcated data system. OPM is also a Palantir client, with contracts connecting OPM records to other federal databases.

Shared Ledger ⊙ 1

Search your deck for a contract card and reveal it—then an opponent may search your hand for the same card and exile it.

GSA Veil ⊙ 2

Until your next turn, this card cannot be targeted by effects that would reveal it or force it to be discarded.

Bifurcated Records ⊙ 3

Target opponent separates their hand into two piles. You choose one pile; that opponent discards the other.

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Cantor Fitzgerald · Cantor Fitzgerald

Public records show Cantor Fitzgerald served as lead placement agent for a $1.577 billion Commerce Department investment in USA Rare Earth in January 2026. Filed disclosures indicate Tether extended a loan secured by more than half of Cantor's equity to a Lutnick family trust in October 2025, one day after Howard Lutnick's divestiture.

Tether Custody Swap ⊙ 2

Pay 2 treasure tokens: swap this card's debt counter with an opponent's reserve counter. You control both.

Dynasty Loan Leverage ⊙ 3

Sacrifice half your treasury tokens: gain control of target opponent's vault card until end of turn.

Primary Dealer Privilege ⊙ 1

Once per turn, you may look at the top 3 cards of any player's bond deck and reorder them.

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Cambridge Analytica · Cambridge Analytica

Public records show Cambridge Analytica LLC filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy on May 17, 2018, listing assets between $100,001-$500,000 and liabilities between $1 million-$10 million. The firm was effectively a shell company operating in the United States while serviced by London-based SCL Group, and FEC filings describe Trump campaign payments as 'Data Management Services.'

Data Management Services ⊙ 2

Search your library for a card named 'Facebook Profile' and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Shuffle.

Psychographic Profiling ⊙ 3

Look at target opponent's hand and choose a card. That player discards that card unless they reveal a card with higher converted mana cost.

Cross-Border Shell ⊙ 1

Cambridge Analytica gains protection from United States until end of turn. (It can't be targeted, blocked, or damaged by anything from the United States.)

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Michael Flynn · Michael Flynn

Retired US Army Lieutenant General who served as National Security Adviser for 24 days in 2017. Public records show he pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI about contacts with the Russian ambassador, and was pardoned in November 2020. The Army later sought to recoup over $38,000 in compensation for a Moscow speech, and the DOJ settled his wrongful prosecution lawsuit for $1.2 million in March 2026.

Pardon the Past ⊙ 2

Once per game, you may ignore all penalties from a single investigation card targeting this goblin.

Moscow Gold ⊙ 1

Draw 1 coin token. If any opponent controls a 'Russian Contact' card, draw 2 instead.

Forfeiture Agreement ⊙ 3

Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose one asset card from it and place it in their graveyard.

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J. French Hill · J. French Hill

Public records show Rep. Hill's net worth estimated at $20.8 million as of April 2026, with over 80% concentrated in financial sector assets. As Chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, he has been the primary shepherd for the 2026 STABLE Act, which establishes federal standards for stablecoin reserve custodians.

Bipartisan Coin Toss ⊙ 1

Flip a coin. If heads, draw a card from any faction's deck; if tails, your opponent gains 2 gold. (Once per turn.)

Yield Decree ⊙ 2

Target opponent's passive-idle-yield cards lose all abilities until your next turn. You may then grant 'network security' staking to one of your treasure cards.

Dearth of Technical Assistance ⊙ 1

Discard one regulatory card from your hand: this card gains +2 attack and +2 defense until end of turn.

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Internal Revenue Service · Internal Revenue Service (IRS)

Public records show Palantir received over $180 million from the IRS since 2018 across 26 contracts. Treasury Office of Financial Innovation authorized these contracts but has not been subject to a Senate Finance Committee hearing on its procurement decisions in 2023-2025.

Contractual Fog ⊙ 1

When an opponent demands to see your contract records, you may reveal a TAS code instead of a specific agency name. If you do, the opponent must spend 2 gold to search for the actual contract.

Lobbying Gap ⊙ 3

Target opponent's lobbying disclosure forms cannot name sub-offices this turn. Any ability that targets the Office of Tax Policy is negated.

Silent Ledger ⊙ 2

Your tax-debt tokens are hidden from opponents until the end of your next turn. Opponents cannot target them with abilities that require knowledge of their count.

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Peter Navarro · Peter Navarro

Public records show Peter Navarro served four months in federal prison for contempt of Congress after refusing a January 6 committee subpoena. Released July 17, 2024, he spoke at the Republican National Convention the same day and returned as senior counselor for trade and manufacturing in January 2025. Congressional investigators examined whether he directed over $1 billion in federal funds for medical supplies to companies of his selection.

Contemptuous Summons ⊙ 2

Target opponent discards a card. If they cannot, draw a card for each card you've refused to share this game.

Backroom Contract ⊙ 3

Search your deck for a non-goblin equipment card and put it onto the battlefield. You may ignore any cost or approval process.

Stage Exit ⊙ 1

Return Peter Navarro to your hand. If you do, gain control of target supply-chain token.

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Wiz · Wiz

Cloud security startup founded by Unit 8200 veterans; Google's acquisition offers of $23B (2024) and $32B (2025) were declined. Public records show no LDA registrations, suggesting government engagement through non-disclosure channels.

36-Month Gap ⊙ 2

Search your deck for a card with a different name and put it into play. That card gains 'This goblin cannot be targeted by abilities until your next turn.'

Non-Disclosure Channels ⊙ 3

Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a non-litigation card from it. That player discards that card.

Trademark Preservation ⊙ 1

Reveal the top 3 cards of your deck. Put one into your hand and shuffle the rest.

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Erik Prince · Erik Prince

Public records show a campaign contribution of $14 to ActBlue in 2024, while SEC filings indicate securities-related activities on two dates in February 2026. The filings may belong to a different individual with the same name, based on occupation data.

Contribution of 14 Silver ⊙ 2

At the start of your turn, gain 1 gold. If you have exactly 14 gold, instead gain 3 gold and draw a card.

Concentrated Filing ⊙ 3

Search your library for up to two contract cards, reveal them, and put them into your hand. Then shuffle. Activate only on your turn.

Structured Transaction ⊙ 1

Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a non-creature card from it. That player discards that card. Activate only if you have filed a contract this turn.

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Shield AI · Shield AI

Public records show Shield AI received a $7.2 million SBIR contract from the DoD's Strategic Capabilities Office in September 2020. SEC filings indicate an accelerated securities filing pattern in 2025, with three filings in five months—a 200% increase over the 2022–2024 baseline—suggesting possible preparation for a public offering or significant capital event.

SBIR Contract Award ⊙ 2

Search your library for a contract card and put it onto the battlefield. Activate only if you control a DoD permanent.

Accelerated Filing Pattern ⊙ 3

Draw a card for each SEC filing you've made this turn. Then, if you've made three or more filings this game, draw an additional card.

Classified Bridge ⊙ 1

Target permanent you control gains hexproof until end of turn. Activate only if you control a federal contract.

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Israeli Ministry of Defense · Israeli Ministry of Defense

Public records show the Israeli Ministry of Defense receives $3.3 billion annually in U.S. Foreign Military Financing under the 2019-2028 MOU, supplemented by $500 million for missile defense. As of 2025, the U.S. maintains 751 active Foreign Military Sales cases with Israel valued at $39.2 billion.

Foreign Military Financing ⊙ 3

Draw one card for each permanent export authorization in your hand. Costs: 3

Direct Commercial Access ⊙ 2

Search your deck for a 'US Budget' card and put it into play. Costs: 2

Export Record ⊙ 4

For the rest of the game, all your 'defense' cards cost 1 less to play. Costs: 4

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UK Ministry of Defence · UK Ministry of Defence

Public records show the UK Ministry of Defence signed a direct award contract with Palantir worth £240 million in December 2025, bypassing standard CCS framework procurement. The contract's financial impact on Palantir Technologies UK Ltd's statutory filings at Companies House will be observable when the fiscal year 2025 accounts are due by September 2026.

Direct Award Draft ⊙ 1

Ignore standard bidding rules: play this card without paying its resource cost, but your opponent may look at your hand.

Transparency Gap Treaty ⊙ 3

Search your deck for a card with the 'defence-tech' tribal tag and put it into play. Skip any publication requirement step.

Statutory Filing Deadline ⊙ 2

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may reveal your hand. If you do, draw a card. This ability cannot be activated more than once per turn.

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Andreessen Horowitz (a16z) · Andreessen Horowitz (a16z)

SEC filings show a16z as a registered investment adviser subject to federal disclosure requirements. Public records indicate David Sacks, Trump's AI/Crypto Czar, has indirect ties to a16z through the PayPal Mafia network and co-investments, creating a documented conflict of interest scenario.

Form ADV Amendment ⊙ 2

Search target opponent's library for a card with 'regulatory' or 'disclosure' in its text and exile it face down. That opponent may search their library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped.

PayPal Mafia Network ⊙ 1

Tap target goblin-vc card you control. If you do, untap another target goblin-vc card. Activate only once per turn.

Portfolio Leviathan ⊙ 3

Gain +1 attack and +1 defense for each other goblin-vc card you control.

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DARPA · DARPA

Public records show DARPA awarded six companies positions on a $1.25 billion five-year Technical and Analytical Support Services (TASS) contract in October 2023. Former program managers who join defense contractors as technical consultants may provide advice to DoD officials without registering under the Lobbying Disclosure Act if less than 20% of their time is spent on lobbying contacts.

Parallel Contracting ⊙ 2

Search your library for a card named 'Task Order' and put it onto the battlefield. That card cannot be targeted by opponents' abilities that look at hidden information.

Revolving Door ⊙ 3

Return target contractor card from your graveyard to your hand. You may play it this turn without paying its cost if it has 'consultant' in its name.

Anonymous Task Orders ⊙ 4

Exile the top card of your library face down. You may look at it and play it as though it were in your hand. If you do, opponents cannot see which card you played.

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Saudi Public Investment Fund · Saudi Public Investment Fund (PIF)

Saudi Arabia's sovereign wealth fund, with over $700 billion in assets, contributed $45 billion to SoftBank Vision Fund 1, making it the largest investor. Public records show PIF established PIF Americas LLC in 2018, coinciding with CFIUS modernization under FIRRMA, though no evidence confirms direct lobbying activity.

Vision Fund Backer ⊙ 2

This goblin may contribute up to 45 gold to any other goblin's ability cost once per turn.

PIF Americas LLC ⊙ 3

Create a 1/1 subsidiary token. That token is not subject to disclosure requirements unless it engages in lobbying.

CFIUS Modernization ⊙ 4

Target opponent reveals their hand. For each technology card revealed, this goblin gains +1 defense until end of turn.