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Valargh · Valar Ventures

⚔ 2 🛡 6 👁 8
Valargh, the locked-chest goblin, hoards a pile of $170 million in Epstein-dust that cannot be touched by claw or law. Court jester notes: 'Even death cannot cash out a Thiel fund.'
Locked Chest ⊙ 2
This card cannot be attacked or targeted until you discard a 'dividend' token.
Double Filing ⊙ 3
Search your deck for a second copy of this card and put it into play. (Once per game.)
#venture-capital#locked-fund#thiel-network#epstein-estate#financial-adviser
cost 5 · gen: deepseek

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Art prompt (for Imagen step)

A gaunt, hunched goblin with a jester's cap and a grim smirk, sitting on a giant padlocked chest overflowing with gold coins stamped with 'EPSTEIN'. Wearing a tattered velvet fund-manager cloak, surrounded by dusty 'SEC CIK' scrolls. Dim, candle-lit cave, mood of patient greed.