legendary
instrument
Maidd · Maiden Lane LLC
⚔ 3
🛡 8
👁 7
When the big bank's wares turned to rot, the Court Jester Maidd was conjured with a bag of $29 billion in freshly minted goblin gold. It bought the stinking mortgage-scrolls, hired a fancy wizard for due diligence, and somehow turned the mess into a tidy profit—proving even a goblin can shame a banker's math.
No-Bid Stew
⊙ 3
Once per game, search your deck for any asset card and put it onto the battlefield, skipping due-diligence costs.
Profitable Panic
⊙ 2
When this card enters play or attacks, gain 2.5 gold counters (victory points).
Dark Pool Refuge
⊙ 1
This card cannot be targeted by SEC auditors or periodic-report effects. (It is a special purpose vehicle.)