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Deparr · Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)

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A court jester who convinced the king he could reorganize the royal pantry, then started deleting the cook staff while his own catering contract grew. He's never been seen at a hearing, yet his name appears on every menu.
Reorg Chop ⊙ 2
Remove target 'staff' token from the board. If you control a 'contract' token, draw a card.
Transparency Evasion ⊙ 1
Your opponent cannot look at your hand or graveyard for one turn. If they attempt to, this card's controller gains +1 intel.
Risk Factor Citation ⊙ 3
Target opponent reveals their hand. Choose a card from it; that card cannot be played during their next turn. Trigger once per fiscal quarter.
#advisory-body#tech-exec#government-contractor#regulatory-gap#appropriations-dependent
cost 6 · gen: deepseek

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Art prompt (for Imagen step)

A scrawny goblin in a too-large, self-embroidered 'efficiency' cape, perched on a throne of redacted documents. One claw holds a feathered quill made from a NASA rocket piece, while the other dangles a puppet string attached to the royal treasury seal. Background shows a smoldering filing cabinet labeled 'FOIA' with the key thrown down a well.