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Goblin House Dossiers

Goblin Bestiary

The goblin tongue, applied to a curated roster of high-profile public figures. Names are clearly fictionalized parody of conduct on the public record; stats are real. Non-canon entities keep their actual names — we don't dare mangle private targets. Switch back any time to the factual record.

CommonUncommonRareEpicLegendary
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Series: Iran-conflict beneficiariesGENIUS Act lobbyIn-Q-Tel pipelinePrivate-prison contractorsJudicial capture networkFEC shell-money chainThiel networkSurveillance stackPayPal Mafia
Clear
Rarity: Uncommon ✕30 matches
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
NA
Natigh
National Reconnaissance Office (NRO)
institution
INF 8
DEC 1
EVD 6
THR 2
Under surveillance.
$$ 1
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
FO
Foundd
Founders Fund
company
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Thiel network
Scryxi
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
ST
Starsk
Starshield
instrument
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
CA
Cantk
Cantor Fitzgerald
company
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 7
THR 2
Under surveillance.
$$ 1
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
GL
Globgh
Global Counsel
institution
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
TE
Tethgh
Tether
company
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 4
THR 2
Under surveillance.
$$ 1
GENIUS Act lobby
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
ME
Metk
Meta Platforms
company
INF 8
DEC 1
EVD 6
THR 2
Under surveillance.
ttizzii
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
MO
Moffk
Zac Moffatt
Lead strategist for Leading the Future
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 2
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
GE
Genik
GENIUS Act
instrument
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 4
THR 2
Under surveillance.
$$ 1
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
Stephmn'k
Stephmn'k
Stephen Miller
Senior White House adviser; immigration policy architect
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Thiel network
Scryxi
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
AN
Andurr
Anduril Industries
company
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Iran-conflict beneficiaries
Scryxi
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
NV
Nvidd
Nvidia
company
INF 9
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Scryxi
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
ON
Onek
One Big Beautiful Bill Act (OBBBA)
instrument
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
Boeingh
Boeingh
Boeing
company
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 2
Under surveillance.
⚠ 1
Iran-conflict beneficiaries
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
BE
Berggh
Berger Action Fund
organization
INF 5
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
XA
Xaigh
xAI
company
INF 5
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Thiel network
Scryxi
Uncommon
● ACTIVE
US
US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)
institution
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 9
THR 2
Under surveillance.
$$ 1
Goat
Uncommon
● ACTIVE
US
US Department of Defense (Pentagon)
institution
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 9
THR 2
Under surveillance.
$$ 1
Gigglestick
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
CO
Coinbgh
Coinbase
company
INF 5
DEC 1
EVD 4
THR 2
Under surveillance.
🔴 1$$ 1
GENIUS Act lobby
Goat
Uncommon
● ACTIVE
US
US Army
institution
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 2
THR 2
Under surveillance.
$$ 1
Scryxi
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
SO
Softbgh
SoftBank Investment Advisers
company
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
ST
Stagwk
Stagwell Inc
company
INF 8
DEC 1
EVD 2
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
HE
Herrgh
Chase Herro
World Liberty Financial co-founder; Axiom Management Group co-owner
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 9
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
OP
Opengh
Open Society Foundations
institution
INF 9
DEC 1
EVD 2
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
FI
Finkgh
Larry Fink
Co-founder, Chairman and CEO of BlackRock; crisis-era government fixer; controller of $10T+ in assets and the Aladdin risk system
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 6
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Fjunki
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
WO
Worldgh
World Liberty Financial
company
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 1
Under surveillance.
GENIUS Act lobby
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
HP
Hpspk
HPSP
company
INF 8
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Thiel network
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
BA
Bagnk
Steve Bannon
Former White House Chief Strategist; political operative
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Uncommon
● ACTIVE
IN
In-Q-Tel
institution
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 1
Under surveillance.
$$ 1
In-Q-Tel pipeline
ttizzii
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
FE
Federgh
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
institution
INF 9
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 1
Under surveillance.
ttizzii