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The goblin tongue, applied to a curated roster of high-profile public figures. Names are clearly fictionalized parody of conduct on the public record; stats are real. Non-canon entities keep their actual names — we don't dare mangle private targets. Switch back any time to the factual record.

CommonUncommonRareEpicLegendary
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Series: Iran-conflict beneficiariesGENIUS Act lobbyIn-Q-Tel pipelinePrivate-prison contractorsJudicial capture networkFEC shell-money chainThiel networkSurveillance stackPayPal Mafia
Legendary · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
PA
Palann
Palantir Technologies
company
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 6
Under surveillance.
$$ 1
Iran-conflict beneficiaries
Goat
Legendary · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
Pthiel
Pthiel
Peter Thiel
Co-founder PayPal, Palantir, Founders Fund; primary network architect
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 4
Under surveillance.
⟲ 1
Thiel network⛧ Signature
Scryxi
Legendary · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
Mukk
Mukk
Elon Musk
CEO SpaceX/Tesla/X; former DOGE head; Starshield operator
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 4
Under surveillance.
⚠ 1
PayPal Mafia⛧ Signature
Goat
Legendary · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
SP
Spacgh
SpaceX
company
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 4
Under surveillance.
Goat
Legendary
● ACTIVE
JD Vance
JD Vance
elected official
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 4
Under surveillance.
Thiel network
Scryxi
Legendary · GOBLIN LORE
ME
Mercgh
Robert Mercer
Renaissance Technologies co-CEO; Cambridge Analytica funder
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 4
THR 4
Under surveillance.
Fjunki
Legendary · GOBLIN LORE
BE
Bessk
Scott Bessent
US Treasury Secretary; refused Epstein file disclosure
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 5
THR 4
Under surveillance.
Goat
Legendary · GOBLIN LORE
BL
Bloomg
Michael Bloomberg
elected official
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 4
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Scryxi
Epic · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
IS
Israk
Israel Aerospace Industries (IAI)
company
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 9
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Iran-conflict beneficiaries
Gigglestick
Epic · GOBLIN LORE
GO
Govergh
Governing for Impact
organization
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Goat
Epic · GOBLIN LORE
RI
Richk
Richard Blumenthal
elected official
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 3
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Scryxi
Epic · GOBLIN LORE
PA
Pacifgh
Pacific Century Group
company
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Goat
Epic · GOBLIN LORE
JE
Jeffrk
Hakeem Jeffries
elected official
INF 10
DEC 8
EVD 10
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Goat
Epic · GOBLIN LORE
ME
Mercgh
Rebekah Mercer
Mercer family political operative; Breitbart and Cambridge Analytica connection
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 8
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Scryxi
Epic · GOBLIN LORE
HO
Hoffm'n
Reid Hoffman
Co-founder LinkedIn; Greylock Partners partner; major Democratic donor; OpenAI investor
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 4
THR 3
Under surveillance.
PayPal Mafia
Scryxi
Epic · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
TU
Tulsgh
Tulsi Gabbard
elected official
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Goat
Epic · GOBLIN LORE
CY
Cynthk
Cynthia Lummis
elected official
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 4
THR 3
Under surveillance.
🔴 2$$ 1
Goat
Epic · GOBLIN LORE
JO
Joyck
Joyce Beatty
elected official
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Goat
Epic · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
GI
Gilg
Kirsten Gillibrand
elected official
INF 10
DEC 10
EVD 10
THR 3
Under surveillance.
$$ 1
Goat
Epic · GOBLIN LORE
BI
Billl
Bill Hagerty
elected official
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 4
THR 3
Under surveillance.
🔴 2$$ 1
Goat
Epic · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
Rongh
Rongh
Ron Wyden
elected official
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Scryxi
Epic · GOBLIN LORE
JA
Jackk
Jack Reed
elected official
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Scryxi
Rare · GOBLIN LORE
MI
Mikk
Mike Crapo
elected official
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 4
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Scryxi
Rare · GOBLIN LORE
TI
Timm
Tim Scott
elected official
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 3
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Goat
Rare · GOBLIN LORE
BI
Billgh
Bill Huizenga
elected official
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Goat
Rare · GOBLIN LORE
HO
Housk
House Majority PAC
organization
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Goat
Rare · GOBLIN LORE
PA
Pacifgh
Pacific Century Group Holdings Limited
company
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Goat
Rare · GOBLIN LORE
SE
Senatk
Senate Majority PAC
organization
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Goat
Rare · GOBLIN LORE
PO
Postk
Post-Acceptance Correction (PAC)
instrument
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Goat
Rare · GOBLIN LORE
AN
Andurr
Anduril Industries PAC
organization
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Goat
Rare · GOBLIN LORE
SC
Schurg
Chuck Schumer
elected official
INF 10
DEC 10
EVD 10
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Scryxi
Rare · GOBLIN LORE
FO
Forgh
For Love of Country PAC
organization
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Goat
Rare · GOBLIN LORE
FA
Fairsgh
Fairshake
institution
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 3
THR 3
Under surveillance.
$$ 1
Scryxi
Rare · GOBLIN LORE
SP
Spack
SPAC Analytics
company
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 3
Under surveillance.
Goat
Rare · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
Kargh
Kargh
Alex Karp
CEO, Palantir Technologies
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 2
Under surveillance.
⟲ 1
Thiel network⛧ Signature
Scryxi
Rare · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
IM
Immiggh
ImmigrationOS
instrument
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Goat
Rare · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
Plumluk
Plumluk
Palmer Luckey
Co-founder, Anduril Industries
INF 9
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Thiel network
Goat
Rare · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
BL
Blackgh
BlackRock
company
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 2
Under surveillance.
🔴 1$$ 1
⛧ Signature
Goat
Rare · GOBLIN LORE
LU
Lutnn
Howard Lutnick
U.S. Commerce Secretary; former chairman Cantor Fitzgerald
INF 5
DEC 1
EVD 5
THR 2
Under surveillance.
🔴 1⟲ 1$$ 1
Scryxi
Rare · GOBLIN LORE
MA
Mavenn
Maven Smart System
instrument
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 9
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Goat
Rare · GOBLIN LORE
NH
Nhsgh
NHS England
institution
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 6
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Goat
Rare · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
Stephgh
Stephgh
Trae Stephens
Founders Fund partner; co-founder Anduril Industries
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Thiel network
Goat
Rare · GOBLIN LORE
IS
Israk
Israeli Ministry of Defense
institution
INF 8
DEC 1
EVD 5
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Scryxi
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
NA
Natigh
National Reconnaissance Office (NRO)
institution
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 6
THR 2
Under surveillance.
$$ 1
Scryxi
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
FO
Foundd
Founders Fund
company
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Thiel network
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
ST
Starsk
Starshield
instrument
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
CA
Cantk
Cantor Fitzgerald
company
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 7
THR 2
Under surveillance.
$$ 1
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
GL
Globgh
Global Counsel
institution
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
TE
Tethgh
Tether
company
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 4
THR 2
Under surveillance.
$$ 1
GENIUS Act lobby
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
ME
Metk
Meta Platforms
company
INF 8
DEC 1
EVD 6
THR 2
Under surveillance.
ttizzii
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
MO
Moffk
Zac Moffatt
Lead strategist for Leading the Future
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 2
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
GE
Genik
GENIUS Act
instrument
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 4
THR 2
Under surveillance.
$$ 1
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
Stephmn'k
Stephmn'k
Stephen Miller
Senior White House adviser; immigration policy architect
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Thiel network
Scryxi
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
AN
Andurr
Anduril Industries
company
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Iran-conflict beneficiaries
Scryxi
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
NV
Nvidd
Nvidia
company
INF 9
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Scryxi
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
ON
Onek
One Big Beautiful Bill Act (OBBBA)
instrument
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
Boeingh
Boeingh
Boeing
company
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 2
Under surveillance.
⚠ 1
Iran-conflict beneficiaries
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
BE
Berggh
Berger Action Fund
organization
INF 5
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
XA
Xaigh
xAI
company
INF 5
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Thiel network
Scryxi
Uncommon
● ACTIVE
US
US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)
institution
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 9
THR 2
Under surveillance.
$$ 1
Gigglestick
Uncommon
● ACTIVE
US
US Department of Defense (Pentagon)
institution
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 9
THR 2
Under surveillance.
$$ 1
Fjunki
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
CO
Coinbgh
Coinbase
company
INF 5
DEC 1
EVD 4
THR 2
Under surveillance.
🔴 1$$ 1
GENIUS Act lobby
Scryxi
Uncommon
US
US Army
institution
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 2
THR 2
Under surveillance.
$$ 1
Gigglestick
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
SO
Softbgh
SoftBank Investment Advisers
company
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 2
Under surveillance.
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
ST
Stagwk
Stagwell Inc
company
INF 8
DEC 1
EVD 2
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
HE
Herrgh
Chase Herro
World Liberty Financial co-founder; Axiom Management Group co-owner
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 9
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
OP
Opengh
Open Society Foundations
institution
INF 8
DEC 1
EVD 2
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
FI
Finkgh
Larry Fink
Co-founder, Chairman and CEO of BlackRock; crisis-era government fixer; controller of $10T+ in assets and the Aladdin risk system
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 6
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Fjunki
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
WO
Worldgh
World Liberty Financial
company
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 1
Under surveillance.
GENIUS Act lobby
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
HP
Hpspk
HPSP
company
INF 8
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Thiel network
Goat
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
BA
Bagnk
Steve Bannon
Former White House Chief Strategist; political operative
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Uncommon
● ACTIVE
IN
In-Q-Tel
institution
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 1
Under surveillance.
$$ 1
In-Q-Tel pipeline
ttizzii
Uncommon · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
FE
Federgh
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
institution
INF 9
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Scryxi
Common
● ACTIVE
US
US Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
institution
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Fjunki
Common · GOBLIN LORE
BE
Beargh
Bear Stearns
company
INF 9
DEC 1
EVD 6
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
MI
Micrgh
Microsoft
company
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 2
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
NS
Nsok
NSO Group
company
INF 3
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Surveillance stack
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
ST
Standgh
Stand With Crypto Alliance
organization
INF 4
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
GO
Goldmgh
Goldman Sachs
organisation
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
MA
Maidd
Maiden Lane LLC
instrument
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
BO
Boozgh
Booz Allen Hamilton
company
INF 8
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Scryxi
Common · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
CA
Cacgh
CACI International
company
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 8
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Scryxi
Common · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
LE
Leidgh
Leidos
company
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 7
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Scryxi
Common · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
CE
Centrr
Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
institution
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 9
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Scryxi
Common · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
UN
Unitgh
Unit 8200 (IDF)
institution
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 5
THR 1
Under surveillance.
ttizzii
Common · GOBLIN LORE
CA
Cambrgh
Cambridge Analytica
company
INF 8
DEC 1
EVD 6
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Surveillance stack
Scryxi
Common
UK
UK Home Office
institution
INF 9
DEC 1
EVD 6
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Scryxi
Common · GOBLIN LORE
IN
Interr
Internal Revenue Service (IRS)
institution
INF 8
DEC 1
EVD 3
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Gigglestick
Common · GOBLIN LORE
RU
Rubingh
Robert Rubin
Clinton Treasury Secretary (1995-1999); championed Glass-Steagall repeal; subsequently joined Citigroup
INF 9
DEC 1
EVD 5
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
BR
Bridggh
Bridgetown 3 Holdings Limited
company
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
GL
Glassgh
Glass-Steagall Act
instrument
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
GO
Govergh
Government Accountability Office
government agency
INF 5
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
NO
Noradd
NORAD-Continental Defence Modernization Office (NCDMO)
government agency
INF 3
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
GO
Goldmgh
Daniel S. Goldman
US Representative (D-NY-10)
INF 5
DEC 8
EVD 7
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
DO
Downgh
Troy Downing
US Representative (R-MT-2)
INF 5
DEC 6
EVD 6
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
KE
Kellyk
Trent Kelly
US Representative (R-MS-1)
INF 5
DEC 4
EVD 5
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
CR
Crescgh
Crescendo Equity Partners
company
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Thiel network
Scryxi
Common · GOBLIN LORE
AL
Alexk
Alexander Acosta
elected official
INF 4
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common
US
US Air Force
institution
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 2
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Fjunki
Common · GOBLIN LORE
BO
Bornn
Brooksley Born
Former CFTC Chair who tried to regulate derivatives 1998-1999
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
ST
Strongh
Dale W. Strong
US Representative (R-AL-5)
INF 5
DEC 7
EVD 7
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
GR
Grammgh
Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act
instrument
INF 5
DEC 1
EVD 1
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
TH
Thompgh
Glenn Thompson
US Representative (R-PA-15)
INF 4
DEC 8
EVD 5
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
CO
Coonsgh
Christopher A. Coons
US Senator (D-DE)
INF 4
DEC 9
EVD 8
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
OP
Opengh
OpenAI
company
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 4
THR 1
Under surveillance.
⚠ 1
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
FR
Fredgh
Kara Frederick
Senior Policy Advisor to White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller
INF 4
DEC 1
EVD 7
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Scryxi
Common · GOBLIN LORE
AR
Arabb
Arabella Advisors
company
INF 4
DEC 1
EVD 2
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
TH
Thielgh
Thiel Capital
company
INF 10
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Thiel network
Scryxi
Common · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
VA
Valargh
Valar Ventures
company
INF 8
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Thiel network
Scryxi
Common · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
Sacksk
Sacksk
David Sacks
White House AI and Crypto Czar
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Thiel network
Scryxi
Common · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
BR
Bridgg
Bridgetown Holdings
instrument
INF 7
DEC 1
EVD 10
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Thiel network
Scryxi
Common
● ACTIVE
RI
Richard Li
Pacific Century; Bridgetown SPAC co-sponsor with Thiel
INF 8
DEC 1
EVD 7
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Scryxi
Common · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
SO
Softbb
SoftBank Vision Fund
company
INF 6
DEC 1
EVD 7
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Scryxi
Common · GOBLIN LORE
● ACTIVE
DA
Darpgh
DARPA
institution
INF 8
DEC 1
EVD 5
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Scryxi
Common · GOBLIN LORE
SL
Slik
Bill Clinton
42nd President of the United States; financial deregulation architect; Epstein network documented associate
INF 8
DEC 1
EVD 9
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
MA
Manngh
Tracey Mann
US Representative (R-KS-1)
INF 5
DEC 7
EVD 7
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
BE
Bennn
Michael F. Bennet
US Senator (D-CO)
INF 5
DEC 9
EVD 7
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
JP
Jpmorgh
JPMorgan Chase
company
INF 8
DEC 1
EVD 5
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Scryxi
Common · GOBLIN LORE
WL
Wlfk
WLF Holdco LLC
company
INF 5
DEC 1
EVD 3
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat
Common · GOBLIN LORE
DR
Drumlet
Donald Trump Jr.
World Liberty Financial management
INF 5
DEC 1
EVD 3
THR 1
Under surveillance.
Goat