CREATURE — POLITICIAN
Gramm-Leach-Bliley Signing⊙ 3Destroy target 'Regulation' enchantment. You may create a 5/5 Goblin Banker token.
Subpoena Response⊙ 2Exile target card from your hand face down. Return it to your hand at the beginning of your next upkeep.
Flight Log Mention⊙ 1Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a card named 'Transparency' from it. That player discards that card.
Public records show Bill Clinton, 42nd President of the United States, signed the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act (1999) and Commodity Futures Modernization Act (2000). Tracked across multiple primary sources, his name appears in Epstein's flight logs and contact book, and he was compelled to testify before Congress in 2026 regarding those associations.
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