CREATURE — POLITICIAN
Selective Outrage⊙ 2When a bill contains earmarks, you may discard a card named 'Hypocrisy' to cancel an opponent's spell that targets you. Use only once per session.
Life at Conception Act⊙ 3Target player cannot play creature cards with 'abortion' in their name for the rest of the game. This ability ignores state-level enchantments.
Swampy Earmark Grab⊙ 1Search your library for a card named 'Pork Barrel' and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Public records show Rep. Burlison (R-MO-7) voted against a February 2026 funding bill citing 'swampy earmarks,' yet supported the massive 2025 reconciliation bill that included similar spending. He introduced the Life at Conception Act in January 2025, two months after Missouri voters approved Amendment 3 enshrining abortion rights.
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