CREATURE — POLITICIAN
Pork-Barreled Projection⊙ 3Gain +2 attack until end of turn. Target opponent may search their library for a card named 'Fiscal Responsibility' and put it into their graveyard. If they do, you lose 1 defense.
Cross-Pressure Squirm⊙ 2Target goblin votes yea on a tax cut for wealthy patrons, then takes 1 damage from a constituent protest token.
Defense Contractor's Purse⊙ 4Sacrifice an artifact token named 'Overseas Conflict' to gain +4 attack this turn. Activate only if you control a 'Military Construction' subcommittee.
Public records show Rep. Carter (R-TX-31) voted for the 2025 budget reconciliation bill cutting Medicaid and SNAP while touting $225 million in local projects for 2024. He has supported Ukraine aid and opposed the 2023 debt ceiling deal, reflecting cross-pressures between donor interests and constituent needs.
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