CREATURE — POLITICIAN
Straw Donor Scheme⊙ 2Target opponent discards a card named 'Ethics'. If they can't, you may search their library for a card named 'Campaign Finance Loophole' and put it into your hand.
FEMA Fund Diversion⊙ 3Gain 5 gold tokens. At the beginning of your next upkeep, lose 3 gold tokens and exile a card from your hand face down.
Constituent Vote⊙ 1Target creature gains 'When this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped.' until end of turn.
Public records show that a House Ethics Committee subcommittee found 'clear and convincing evidence' that Representative Cherfilus-McCormick committed 25 of 27 ethics violations, including a straw donor scheme. Separately, a federal grand jury indicted her for allegedly stealing $5 million in FEMA disaster relief funds and laundering the money through a family company for campaign use.
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