CREATURE — ELECTED OFFICIAL
Cable Rant⊙ 1Once per turn, gain 2 intel by repeating a talking point about border security, even if your district has 97% citizens.
Party-Line March⊙ 2When you vote, add 1 attack for each other goblin with the 'elected-official' tag on the field.
Deficit Flip⊙ 3Swap attack and defense until end of next turn—because the numbers don't matter if you call it 'protection.'
Public records show Rep. Haridopolos voted for the One Big Beautiful Bill, which the CBO estimated would add over $3 trillion to the national debt, despite his prior fiscal-hawk pledges. He also championed the DHS funding bill, citing his Space Coast district's reliance on Coast Guard and TSA operations.
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