CREATURE — REPUBLICAN
Fiscal Hawk⊙ 2Target opponent reveals their hand. You may discard a non-creature card from it. If you do, gain 1 gold.
Party Line⊙ 3Choose a card type. This goblin gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each card of that type in your graveyard. Activate only once per turn.
Retirement Plan⊙ 4Sacrifice this goblin at end of turn. Search your deck for a card named 'Lobbyist' and put it into play.
Public records show Issa voted with the Republican party 97% of the time in the 119th Congress. He announced his retirement in March 2026 after a district redraw, and his disclosed stock trades in November 2025 totaled an estimated $778,400.
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