CREATURE — GOBLIN
Bipartisan Boxing Bill⊙ 2Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a card named 'Boxer Protection' from it. If you do, that opponent discards it and takes 2 damage. Otherwise, they discard a card at random.
Tax Cut Celebration⊙ 3Add 2 treasure tokens. Each opponent may search their library for a card named 'Fiscal Responsibility' and put it into their graveyard. If they don't, they lose 2 life.
Return Donation⊙ 1Return target artifact token named 'Ponzi Scheme Proceeds' to its owner's hand. Activate only if you have been attacked by a First Liberty Building & Loan token.
Public records show Brian Jack, a former Trump aide, was elected to the U.S. House in 2024. He sponsored the Muhammad Ali American Boxing Revival Act, the first boxing legislation to pass the House in 26 years, and voted for the One Big Beautiful Bill Act, which the CBO projected would add $2.4 trillion to the deficit.
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