CREATURE — POLITICIAN
Life-Imprisonment Scribble⊙ 4Target creature gets -2/-2 and loses all abilities. If it would die, exile it instead. (References H.R. 3242's re-entry penalties.)
PAC Treasure Hoard⊙ 2Add {C}{C} to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to cast artifact or enchantment spells. (References $826k fundraising from PACs including AICPA and Deloitte.)
One Big Beautiful Blot⊙ 5Each opponent sacrifices a land and discards a card. You gain life equal to the number of cards in your hand. (References H.R. 1's projected deficit increase and cuts to SNAP and clean energy credits.)
A former federal prosecutor turned U.S. Representative for North Carolina's 13th district. Public records show he sponsored H.R. 3242, imposing life-imprisonment penalties for certain re-entry offenses, and voted for H.R. 1, which the CBO projected would add $2.4 trillion to the deficit.
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