CREATURE — ELECTED OFFICIAL
SALT Shaker Deal⊙ 2Gain +2 defense (lobbying protection). Opponent loses 1 intel (misleading constituent comms).
Discharge Petition Signature⊙ 1Pay 1 to un-flip a 'MAGA-aligned' target card in your graveyard. That card gains 'Moderate Brand.'
Summer is Saved⊙ 3Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a card with 'shutdown' in its name. That card is exiled. This goblin gains +1 attack until end of turn.
Public records show Rep. LaLota voted for the One Big Beautiful Bill (OBBB), which CBO projected would add $3-4 trillion to the deficit, despite earlier op-eds prioritizing deficit reduction. He also voted for the Farm Bill preserving SNAP cuts, while his district includes food-insecure families.
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