CREATURE — GOBLIN
Farm Bill Feast⊙ 4Search your library for a card named 'Wabash Valley Produce' and put it onto the battlefield. Then each opponent sacrifices a creature with the lowest power.
Balanced Budget Bluff⊙ 3Target opponent reveals their hand. You may force them to discard a card named 'Deficit' — if they can't, they lose 2 life.
SNAP & Snatch⊙ 2Gain +1 attack for each SNAP token on the battlefield. Then remove one SNAP token from a target player's food supply.
Public records show Rep. Messmer (R-IN-8) voted for the One Big Beautiful Bill Act, which the CBO projected would add trillions to the deficit, despite his prior support for a Balanced Budget Amendment. He also supported the 2026 Farm Bill, which preserved SNAP cuts affecting his district's 13.4% poverty rate.
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