CREATURE — PHYSICIAN
Fiscal Conservative's Paradox⊙ 2Target opponent may search their library for a card named 'Deficit' and put it onto the battlefield. If they do, you gain 2 treasure tokens.
Private Meeting Caucus⊙ 1Exile Robert F. Onder until end of turn. He returns tapped. During that time, opponents cannot target you with town hall-related effects.
Physician's Vote⊙ 4Each opponent sacrifices a creature with defender. Then, you lose 1 life for each creature sacrificed this way.
A physician and former state senator, Onder campaigned on fiscal responsibility. Public records show he voted for the OBBBA, which the CBO projected would add $3.4 trillion to the national debt while cutting Medicaid and SNAP. He has missed over 9% of roll call votes, more than four times the House average.
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