CREATURE — GOBLIN
Rural Hospital Defense⊙ 2Target creature gains +2 defense until end of turn. If that creature is a Goblin Healer, prevent all damage that would be dealt to it this turn.
Medicaid Protection⊙ 3Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature or player this turn. Activate only if you control a Goblin.
Farm Bill Abstention⊙ 1Return target non-Goblin creature to its owner's hand. Its controller loses 1 life for each Farm card in your graveyard.
Public records show Ruiz voted against the 2026 Farm Bill despite his district's heavy agricultural economy, while his votes on healthcare bills consistently aligned with protecting rural hospitals in his district. He has stated openness to bipartisan healthcare solutions but has not endorsed single-payer.
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