CREATURE — SENATOR
Mitten Fundraiser⊙ 2Search your library for a card named 'Pharmaceuticals/Health Products' and put it into your hand. Then shuffle. Activate only if you control a 'Worker' token.
Cloture Clog⊙ 3Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. If that creature is named 'Born-Alive Abortion Survivors Protection Act', exile it instead.
Independent Voice⊙ 4Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Activate only if you control no other goblins named 'Bernard Sanders'.
Public records show Sanders received over $1.9 million from pharmaceutical firms between 1990 and 2024, more than any other member of Congress, despite his 2020 pledge to reject PAC and executive contributions. He voted against the Born-Alive Abortion Survivors Protection Act in 2025, consistent with his pro-choice record.
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