CREATURE — POLITICIAN
Stock Swipe⊙ 2Sell up to 2 cards from your hand. Gain +1 defense for each card sold this turn.
Flip-Flop Shield⊙ 1Change the target of an opponent's attack to another creature you control. You may then discard a card to negate the attack entirely.
PAC Plunder⊙ 3Search your library for a card named 'Campaign Contribution' and put it into your hand. If you do, target opponent loses 2 life.
Public records show Rep. Smith sold over $18,000 in ABB stock while chairing defense oversight committees. Campaign finance disclosures indicate $243,250 in PAC contributions for the 2025–2026 cycle.
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