CREATURE — POLITICIAN
Defund the Weak⊙ 3Choose a target district with high Medicaid dependency. Remove all 'Health' tokens from it. Gain +2 attack this turn.
Contractual Loyalty⊙ 2Search your deck for a card named 'AIPAC' or 'Lockheed Martin' and put it into your hand. You may play it for free this turn.
Bipartisan Cover⊙ 1Until end of turn, this creature cannot be targeted by any ability that requires a 'MAGA' tribal tag. (The Laken Riley Act was bipartisan, after all.)
Public records show Turner voted yea on H.R. 1 (OBBBA) in 2025, which the CBO projected would cut approximately $1 trillion from Medicaid and SNAP. He was removed as Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee in January 2025 after Speaker Johnson cited concerns from Mar-a-Lago, according to Turner's own account.
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