CREATURE — ELECTED OFFICIAL
Farm Bill Advocate⊙ 2Target opponent reveals their hand. For each agricultural card revealed, this goblin gains +1 defense until end of turn. (Based on his Yea vote for the 2026 Farm Bill, which included screwworm treatments for livestock.)
Border Security Bluster⊙ 3Choose one: Target opponent cannot play immigrant tokens this turn, or you gain +3 attack until end of turn. (Reflects his aggressive border-security messaging and letter about the ICEBlock app.)
OBBB Champion⊙ 4Add 3 gold to your treasury. At the beginning of your next upkeep, lose 1 health per gold gained. (Based on his promotion of the One Big Beautiful Bill Act, which the CWA scored as voting against working people.)
Public records show Rep. Williams voted for the One Big Beautiful Bill Act, which the CBO projected would add $3-4 trillion to the deficit, while his district's 11% poverty rate and SNAP-dependent population faced potential cuts. He also voted to end the 43-day government shutdown in 2025, a move consistent with his role as Small Business Committee Chairman.
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