CREATURE — POLITICIAN
Self-Funding Loan⊙ 2Pay 2 gold. Search your library for a card named 'Campaign Contribution' and put it into your hand. If you do, this goblin gains +2 attack this turn.
Party-Line Vote⊙ 3Target opponent reveals their hand. Choose a card named 'Health Insurance' from it and exile it. That player loses 2 life. Activate only if you control a card named 'Budget Reconciliation'.
Constituent Cross-Pressure⊙ 1Tap target goblin. That goblin must vote 'Yea' on the next spell cast by any player this turn. Activate only once per turn.
Public records show Rep. Wied (R-WI-8) self-funded his 2024 campaign with a $1,085,000 loan. He voted Yea on H.R. 1, which the Wisconsin Department of Health Services projects would strip health insurance from 270,000 Wisconsinites, despite his own enrollment in an ACA exchange plan.
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