CREATURE — GOVERNMENT
Foreign Military Sale-a-thon⊙ 3Search your deck for any artifact card and put it into play under target opponent's control. They gain control of it, but you draw a card. This reflects DSCA's role in facilitating foreign procurement of U.S. defense articles.
Red Tape Shield⊙ 2Counter target spell or ability that would force you to reveal your hand or library. DSCA's labyrinthine bureaucracy keeps its dealings opaque.
Reorganization Gambit⊙ 1Exile target permanent you control, then return it to the battlefield under your control. Represents the 2026 realignment to report to USD(A&S) without changing who's really in charge.
Public records show that in Fiscal Year 2025, DSCA oversaw $104.38 billion in Foreign Military Sales, managing over 16,000 active cases. The agency was realigned in February 2026 to report to the Under Secretary of Defense for Acquisition and Sustainment.
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