CREATURE — BUREAUCRAT
Sequential Stamp⊙ 1Assign an accession number (CIK-YY-SSSSSS) to any document entering the battlefield. That document cannot be removed from the game unless its owner pays 2 life.
Index Fog⊙ 3Search target opponent's library for a card named 'Transparency' and exile it face down. That player may not look at it until end of turn.
Redesign Delay⊙ 2Tap target permanent. It does not untap during its controller's next untap step. (This ability represents the multi-year EDGAR redesign effort that never seems to finish.)
Public records indicate the SEC created this office around 2017 to oversee EDGAR functions and a multi-year redesign. EDGAR has assigned accession numbers automatically since 1996, with over 25 million documents indexed from 1994Q3 to present.
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