CREATURE — BANKER
Algorithmic Risk Analysis⊙ 3Pay 18 million gold: Target opponent reveals their hand. You may exile one card named 'Transparency' from it. (This ability reflects the 2015 agreement for algorithm-related services.)
Swiss Bank Program Settlement⊙ 2Return up to two target treasures (undeclared accounts) to your hand. If any are discovered, pay 45 million gold. (Based on the 2015 DOJ resolution for undeclared accounts.)
Epstein Correspondence⊙ 4Once per game, search your library for a card named 'Compromised Diplomat' and put it onto the battlefield. That goblin gains haste. (Reflects CEO Ariane de Rothschild's documented correspondence with Epstein.)
A Swiss private banking group whose business relationships with Jeffrey Epstein are documented in a 2015 Letter of Agreement for risk analysis services. The bank was raided in Paris in 2026 as part of an Epstein-linked investigation, and its Luxembourg subsidiary was convicted of money laundering in the 1MDB scandal.
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