CREATURE — BANKER
Luxembourg Conviction⊙ 3When this goblin enters the battlefield, target opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life. (The bank was convicted of money laundering and paid €25 million.)
Epstein Contract⊙ 2Search your library for a card named 'Fabrice Aidan' and put it into your hand. Then shuffle. (The bank contracted with Epstein's firm and employed Fabrice Aidan.)
Forum Non Conveniens⊙ 1Counter target spell that targets you unless its controller pays 2. (A lawsuit against the bank was dismissed because the U.S. was the wrong forum.)
Public records show this Swiss private bank contracted with Epstein's Southern Trust Company for $25 million. Its Luxembourg branch was convicted of money laundering in the 1MDB case, paying €25 million, and its Paris offices were raided in 2026 as part of an Epstein-linked investigation.
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