CREATURE — POLITICIAN
Objection!⊙ 2When an opponent plays a card named 'Funding Bill', you may discard it. That opponent draws a card named 'Filibuster'.
Vanishing Act⊙ 1Search your library for any card named 'Transparency' and exile it face down. You may not search for it again this game.
Alabama Shuffle⊙ 3Target opponent must reveal their hand. If they hold any card with 'SEC' or 'FEC' in its name, they shuffle it into their library.
A junior senator from Alabama who objected to a partial DHS funding bill. Public records searches as of 2026 have not located SEC filings, FEC records, or a congressional voting history for this name, though this may reflect database coverage limits rather than confirmed absence.
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