CREATURE — ELECTED OFFICIAL
Unsearchable⊙ 1When this goblin enters play, target opponent must search their library for a card and exile it face down. That card cannot be looked at or played until this goblin leaves play.
Name Collision⊙ 2Once per turn, you may discard a card with the same name as another card in play. If you do, search your library for a card with a different name and put it into your hand.
Blank Page Filibuster⊙ 3Tap this goblin: target opponent reveals their hand. For each card revealed that shares a name with a card in your graveyard, that opponent discards a card at random.
Public records searches as of May 2026 did not locate a federal campaign finance, voting, lobbying, or court record for a Mike Johnson matching this description. This reflects search coverage limits and possible name collision, not confirmed absence from public record.
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