CREATURE — ELECTED OFFICIAL
Silent Filibuster⊙ 2Skip your turn: target opponent discards a card. This ability represents a documented pattern of procedural delay without recorded individual votes.
Record Nullifier⊙ 3When this goblin enters play, search your deck for a 'search scope note' card and put it onto the battlefield. That card reads: 'No records found—reflects search coverage limits, not confirmed absence.'
Ghost in the Archives⊙ 4Once per turn, you may exile a card from your hand face down. While exiled, that card is treated as 'not found in public databases.'
Public records searches for Mitch McConnell as of May 2026 returned no FEC filings, congressional votes, lobbying disclosures, or court records—a gap that may reflect database coverage limits rather than confirmed absence. This goblin's presence in the chamber is documented, but its paper trail is curiously sparse.
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