CREATURE — BUREAUCRAT
Pension Oversight⊙ 3Search your library for up to X treasure tokens, where X is the number of pension funds you control. Put them onto the battlefield tapped. (The Comptroller serves as trustee for all five NYC pension funds.)
Contract Review⊙ 2Look at the top card of any opponent's library. If it's a contract, you may exile it. That player gains a debt token. (City Charter requires 30-day review of all agency contracts.)
Decarbonization Recommendation⊙ 1Target opponent reveals their hand. For each treasure card revealed, you may gain 1 life. (In November 2025, the Comptroller recommended dropping asset managers over inadequate decarbonization plans.)
The Comptroller's Bureau of Asset Management oversees approximately $316.34 billion in public pension assets as of January 2026. Public records show the office discovered $80 million in revoked FEMA funds in February 2025, prompting emergency legal action.
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