CREATURE — BUREAUCRAT
Consolidated Procurement⊙ 3When this goblin enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an artifact card with mana value 3 or less, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle.
Efficiency Review⊙ 2Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. That player may pay {2}. If they don't, they discard that card.
Centralized Oversight⊙ 4Each opponent sacrifices a nonland permanent. For each permanent sacrificed this way, you create a Treasure token.
Established by the GSA in 2025, this office is tasked with streamlining procurement of common goods and services valued at nearly $500 billion annually. Public records indicate its role is to consolidate federal purchasing.
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