CREATURE — GOBLIN
Search Gap⊙ 3Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. That player shuffles that card into their library. (Represents the absence of accessible records in public databases.)
Unfiled Ledger⊙ 2Exile target card from any graveyard. You may draw a card. (References the lack of documented financial disclosures.)
Procedural Abstention⊙ 4Each opponent discards a card. For each card discarded this way, you gain 1 gold counter. (Reflects the absence of a documented voting record.)
Public records searches as of May 2026 did not surface FEC filings, congressional votes, lobbying disclosures, or court records under this name, though this reflects search coverage limits rather than confirmed absence.
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