CREATURE — HEDGE FUND
Subprime Shuffle⊙ 3Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a card named 'Transparency' from it. That player discards that card.
SEC Filing Blizzard⊙ 2Search your library for a card named 'Delay' and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
Campaign Coin Toss⊙ 1Flip a coin. If heads, add one gold to your treasury. If tails, you may donate one gold to target opponent.
Former Bear Stearns hedge fund manager arrested for fraud in 2008. Public records show a $1,000 campaign contribution to Schenke for Congress in 2025. No lobbying or court records found in automated searches as of 2026.
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