CREATURE — PRIVATE EQUITY
Single-Day Surge⊙ 2Once per turn, you may search your deck for a card with cost exactly equal to the number of donations made this turn and play it for free.
Sequential Splitter⊙ 1When this goblin enters play, you may duplicate a targeted token into two tokens with sequential FEC transaction IDs.
Private Equity Persona⊙ 0This goblin's occupation is listed as 'PRIVATE EQUITY' instead of its actual role. It gains +1 defense while it has no other abilities active.
Public records show Richard Allen Grenell, listed as 'PRIVATE EQUITY' in FEC filings, made $24,492.19 in political donations on a single date (June 24, 2025). Two sequential $3,500 contributions to Abe Hamadeh suggest coordinated giving, with 28% of his documented donations directed to Arizona.
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