CREATURE — SENATOR
Promotion Blockade⊙ 3Target opponent cannot activate any creature abilities until end of turn. (References his hold on military promotions.)
Football Coach's Bluff⊙ 1Roll a die. On a 4 or higher, counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. (References his lack of political experience.)
Warhammer Wisdom⊙ 2Search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. (References his infamous 'Warhammer' gaffe.)
Public records indicate Tommy Tuberville served as a U.S. Senator from Alabama. No voting record or lobbying disclosures were found in searched databases as of May 2026, reflecting search coverage limits.
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