CREATURE — GOVERNMENT
Secret Parchment⊙ 3When this goblin enters play, search your library for a card named 'Non-Prosecution Agreement' and put it onto the battlefield face down. It cannot be targeted by spells or abilities until the end of your next turn.
Victim Silencing⊙ 2Tap target opponent's creature with 'Victim' in its name. It does not untap during its controller's next untap step.
Obfuscation Filing⊙ 1Target card in your graveyard gains 'This card cannot be searched for or revealed from any zone' until end of turn.
Public records show this office negotiated a 2007 non-prosecution agreement with Jeffrey Epstein that granted immunity to him and unnamed co-conspirators, and was not made part of any public record as anticipated by the parties.
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