CREATURE — BUREAUCRAT
Incentive Overload⊙ 3Target player gains 2 treasure tokens. At the beginning of your next turn, that player sacrifices a permanent of your choice.
Public Hearing Stalling⊙ 2Tap target card named 'Investigation'. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Legal Goblin Shield⊙ 4Counter target spell that would cause you to discard cards from your hand. You may search your library for a card named 'General Counsel' and put it into your hand.
Public records indicate the EDC granted tax incentives to companies later subject to federal investigation, including a 2025 IRS raid on a beneficiary. The agency holds public hearings per Title 29 of the Virgin Islands Code.
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