CREATURE — BUREAUCRAT
Redacted Records⊙ 2Target opponent reveals their hand. You may exile one card named 'Transparency' from it. That player draws a card.
Budget Moan⊙ 1Tap target artifact. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. (Because $500k vs Puerto Rico's $20M? Unfair!)
Compliance Crunch⊙ 3Double the workload of target creature. It gets -2/-0 until end of turn. (Eight unfilled positions? Double caseload!)
Wayne Biggs Jr. serves as Assistant CEO of the Virgin Islands Economic Development Authority. Public records show he has been sued by The New York Times for access to Jeffrey Epstein's documents under the Open Records Act, and he has testified that the agency's marketing budget of $500,000 is dwarfed by Puerto Rico's $20 million.
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