Entity Cards — Goblin House

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Elizabeth Warren · Elizabeth Warren

Public records show an SEC filing by Elizabeth Warren on 2006-03-22, but no corresponding FEC, court, or parliamentary records have been located in automated database searches as of 2026. This may reflect search coverage limits rather than confirmed absence.

SEC Filing ⊙ 2

Search your deck for a card with 'SEC' in its name and put it into play, then shuffle your deck.

Skeptic's Shield ⊙ 0

When this goblin is attacked, you may discard a 'search scope note' token to negate the attack.

Disambiguation Rejection ⊙ 3

Reveal the top three cards of target opponent's deck: if any match a name in your hand, banish them.

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Dario Amodei · Dario Amodei

CEO and co-founder of Anthropic, formerly a researcher at OpenAI. Public records searches as of May 2026 did not surface securities filings, campaign donations, lobbying disclosures, court records, or parliamentary appearances under his name, though search coverage limits apply.

Tidy Wardrobe ⊙ 1

If your opponent controls an 'OpenAI' card, target creature loses all abilities until end of turn.

Alignment Pivot ⊙ 2

Discard a card, then draw a card. Skip your next combat phase.

None Shall Record ⊙ 3

Until your next turn, cards in your hand and library cannot be revealed or searched by opponents.

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Voughk · Russell Vought

Once the Goblin King's ledger-keeper, Voughk vanished into the Budget Warren, leaving no parliamentary scratch, no court-claw mark, no lobbying trail—a ghost who returns with fresh scrolls each term, yet is never on the tax-rolls.

Vanishing Ink ⊙ 1

Discard target search result: this card cannot be found by any player for one turn.

Scroll of Renewal ⊙ 2

Return Voughk to your hand from the discard pile, then shuffle your deck.

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Dick Durbin · Dick Durbin

Public records searches for Senator Dick Durbin as of 2026 show limited automated database coverage for lobbying disclosures, campaign finance, and voting records—though this reflects search scope limits, not confirmed absence. Durbin has criticized surveillance technology expansion in public statements.

Search Scope Note ⊙ 2

When this goblin enters play, target opponent reveals their hand. For each card revealed, you may note its name. Once per turn, you may search your library for a card with a noted name and put it into your hand.

SEC Filing ⊙ 1

Target opponent reveals their hand. If any card shares a syllable with 'Durbin,' exile it. Draw a card.

Surveillance Critic ⊙ 3

Until end of turn, spells and abilities your opponents control that target you or permanents you control cost 1 more to activate.

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Instgh · Instagram

Public records show Instagram filed with the SEC in 2012. Automated searches as of May 2026 found no lobbying disclosures, court records, or government contracts under this name—though search coverage limits apply.

Filtered Lens ⊙ 2

Once per turn, you may look at the top card of any player's library. You may cause that player to shuffle their library.

Vanishing Act ⊙ 3

Exile target artifact or enchantment. Its controller may search their library for a card with the same name and put it onto the battlefield.

Mirror-Murky ⊙ 2

Target creature gains hexproof until end of turn. Draw a card.

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TikTok · TikTok

Public records show TikTok filed a single SEC filing in 2025. Automated database searches as of May 2026 found no confirmed contracts, corporate registrations, lobbying disclosures, court records, or parliamentary records for the entity, though search coverage limits apply.

Single Filing ⊙ 1

Once per game, you may search your deck for one SEC filing and put it into your hand. If you do, skip your next draw step.

Ghost in the Database ⊙ 2

At the start of combat, target opponent reveals a random search scope note from their hand. If it is a 'No records found' note, this card cannot be blocked this turn.

ByteDance's Shadow ⊙ 3

Tap target goblin with a tribal tag matching this goblin's owner. It does not untap during its controller's next untap step.

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YouTube · YouTube

YouTube, a subsidiary of Alphabet Inc., filed a disclosure with the SEC on April 4, 2023. Automated database searches as of May 2026 did not locate records for this entity in USASpending, corporate registrations, lobbying disclosures, court records, or parliamentary proceedings—though these searches have coverage limitations.

SEC Filing ⊙ 2

Search your deck for a SEC filing token and put it into play. Then shuffle your deck.

Record Gap ⊙ 3

This card cannot be targeted by abilities that reference parliamentary, court, lobbying, corporate, or contract records.

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Leok · Leonard Leo

Leok the Goblin Court-Jester filed a secret scroll with the SEC in 2025, but no parliamentary, court, lobbying, or donation records survive—his treasure hoard of $1.6 billion from the Marble Freedom Trust speaks louder than any public scribble.

Shadow Hoard ⊙ 3

Once per turn, you may place a token from outside the game into your treasure pool without revealing its source.

Silent Gavel ⊙ 2

Whenever you play a card with 'judge' or 'court' in its name, you may search your deck for an artifact and exile it face-down.

Marble Vault ⊙ 1

At the start of your turn, if you control a treasure, you may look at the top card of any player's library.

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Sam Altman · Sam Altman

Public records show Sam Altman signed a 2023 statement warning that AI poses extinction risks comparable to pandemics and nuclear war. A 2016 profile documented his stockpile of guns, gold, potassium iodide, and a reinforced bunker in Big Sur.

Doom-Singer ⊙ 2

Tap: Target opponent shuffles their hand into their library, then draws that many cards. You gain 1 coin.

Bunker Prep ⊙ 1

This card cannot be targeted by spells or abilities that cause discard or exile from hand unless you pay 2 life.

SEC Filing ⊙ 0

Once per turn, you may search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. (Reflects a single SEC filing in 2021.)

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Marco Rubio · Marco Rubio

Public records searches for Marco Rubio as of May 2026 returned no entries across FEC, congressional voting, lobbying, or court databases — a gap attributed to search coverage limits rather than confirmed absence.

Search Null Return ⊙ 2

When this goblin enters play, target opponent must search their library for a card named Marco Rubio. If they cannot, this goblin gains +2 defense until end of turn.

Disambiguation Rejection ⊙ 1

Once per turn, you may exile a card named Marco Rubio from any graveyard. If you do, shuffle it into its owner's library.

Absent Ledger ⊙ 3

Tap: Search your library for a card that does not exist and put it into your hand. Then shuffle.

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Mitch McConnell · Mitch McConnell

Public records searches for Mitch McConnell as of May 2026 returned no FEC filings, congressional votes, lobbying disclosures, or court records—a gap that may reflect database coverage limits rather than confirmed absence. This goblin's presence in the chamber is documented, but its paper trail is curiously sparse.

Silent Filibuster ⊙ 2

Skip your turn: target opponent discards a card. This ability represents a documented pattern of procedural delay without recorded individual votes.

Record Nullifier ⊙ 3

When this goblin enters play, search your deck for a 'search scope note' card and put it onto the battlefield. That card reads: 'No records found—reflects search coverage limits, not confirmed absence.'

Ghost in the Archives ⊙ 4

Once per turn, you may exile a card from your hand face down. While exiled, that card is treated as 'not found in public databases.'

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Sheldon Whitehouse · Sheldon Whitehouse

Public databases as of May 2026 show no FEC filings, voting records, lobbying disclosures, or court records for this U.S. Senator from Rhode Island. Analysts note this may reflect search coverage limits rather than confirmed absence from public record.

Search Omission ⊙ 2

When this goblin enters play, target opponent reveals their hand. If any card has a 'search' tag, discard it. This goblin cannot be targeted by 'search the library' effects.

Procedural Fog ⊙ 1

Tap two mana: target player skips their next combat phase. This ability may only be activated if no records for this goblin have been found in the current game.

Record Gap ⊙ 3

Search your library for a card named 'Public Record' and put it into your hand. If you cannot, this goblin gains +0/+2 until end of turn.

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Bernie Sanders · Bernie Sanders

Public records searches as of May 2026 did not surface a campaign finance profile, voting record, or lobbying disclosures for this Vermont senator. This absence reflects search coverage limits rather than confirmed non-participation.

Search Query ⊙ 1

When this goblin enters play, search your library for any card. If you find none, you may repeat this search once per turn.

Empty Ledger ⊙ 2

Target opponent reveals their hand. For each card that references a public record, you gain 1 defense.

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Mark Warner · Mark Warner

Public databases as of May 2026 show no FEC filings, voting records, lobbying disclosures, or court records for a 'Mark Warner' matching this description. This may reflect search coverage limits rather than confirmed absence.

Search Limit Aura ⊙ 2

Target opponent must reveal their hand. If any card has 'record' in its name, that card is not affected.

Disambiguation Dodge ⊙ 3

When Mark Warner would be targeted by an effect, roll a d6. On a 4-6, that effect fizzles.

Bureaucratic Shadow ⊙ 5

For each blank space in your public record (up to 5), reduce cost of this ability by 1. Then draw one card.

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Mike Johnson · Mike Johnson

Public records searches as of May 2026 did not locate a federal campaign finance, voting, lobbying, or court record for a Mike Johnson matching this description. This reflects search coverage limits and possible name collision, not confirmed absence from public record.

Unsearchable ⊙ 1

When this goblin enters play, target opponent must search their library for a card and exile it face down. That card cannot be looked at or played until this goblin leaves play.

Name Collision ⊙ 2

Once per turn, you may discard a card with the same name as another card in play. If you do, search your library for a card with a different name and put it into your hand.

Blank Page Filibuster ⊙ 3

Tap this goblin: target opponent reveals their hand. For each card revealed that shares a name with a card in your graveyard, that opponent discards a card at random.

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Jim Jordan · Jim Jordan

Public databases as of May 2026 show no FEC filings, congressional votes, lobbying disclosures, or court records associated with this name. This absence may reflect search coverage limits rather than confirmed non-existence.

Unsearchable Record ⊙ 1

When this goblin enters play, target opponent must reveal their hand. If any card shares a name with a card in your graveyard, banish it.

Cluster of Namesakes ⊙ 2

If any opponent attempts to search their library for a card, instead they must banish the top three cards of their library at random. Discard this ability after use.

Absence of Trail ⊙ 3

Until end of turn, this goblin cannot be targeted by spells or abilities that search libraries or examine facedown cards.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez · Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Public records searches as of May 2026 did not locate campaign finance filings, congressional votes, lobbying disclosures, or court records under this name. This reflects search coverage limits, not confirmed absence from public record.

Search Void ⊙ 3

When played, target opponent reveals their hand. For each card that references a public record, that opponent discards it unless they pay 2.

Disambiguation Field ⊙ 2

Counter target spell that searches a library or database. Its controller may search their library for a basic land and put it onto the battlefield tapped.

Absence of Evidence ⊙ 1

Target goblin gains hexproof until end of turn. Draw a card, then discard a card.

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ChatGPT (deprecated alias — see OpenAI) · ChatGPT (deprecated alias — see OpenAI)

Public records show a single SEC filing dated 2026-02-20. Automated searches as of 2026-05-12 found no additional filings, contracts, registrations, lobbying disclosures, or court records—though search coverage limits apply.

Ghost Filing ⊙ 1

Once per game, you may search your library for a card named 'Obsolete Record' and put it onto the battlefield.

Search Null ⊙ 2

When this goblin enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a card that references 'search coverage limits' from it. That player discards that card.

Deprecated Entity ⊙ 0

This goblin cannot be targeted by spells or abilities that refer to 'active' or 'current' entities.

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ByteDance · ByteDance

ByteDance, parent company of TikTok and Douyin, filed with the SEC in 2019. Automated database searches as of 2026 have not located contracts, lobbying disclosures, or court records under this name, though search coverage limits may apply.

SEC Filing (2019) ⊙ 2

Search your library for a card, then shuffle. Activate only if you control a social-media goblin.

Search Gap ⊙ 1

Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a card. That player shuffles it into their library. Use this ability only once per turn.

Platform Reach ⊙ 3

Draw two cards. This ability costs 1 less for each tribal tag among goblins you control.

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Donald Trump · Donald Trump

Public records show a 2018 SEC filing by Donald Trump, but searches across multiple databases as of May 2026 did not locate additional filings, court records, lobbying disclosures, or donation records under his name. He serves as U.S. President and, through DT Marks DEFI LLC, his family receives 75% of World Liberty Financial net protocol revenue.

SEC Filing (2018) ⊙ 2

Search your library for a card and put it into your hand. Then shuffle.

Revenue Split ⊙ 3

Target opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

Ghost of Record ⊙ 1

Until end of turn, this goblin can't be blocked and can't be targeted by spells or abilities.

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Department of the Navy · US Navy

Public records show the US Navy is one of the largest federal contracting entities, but searches under 'US Navy' in USASpending return no results as of April 2026, suggesting contracts are filed under specific commands or agency designations.

Contract Obscurity ⊙ 2

Search your opponent's hand and discard any card with a name containing 'contract' or 'procurement'. Gain 1 gold for each discarded card.

Decentralized Command ⊙ 3

When this card is targeted by an ability, you may shuffle it into your deck and search for a card named 'NAVFAC', 'NAVSEA', or 'SPAWAR' and put it into play.

Fleet of Many Names ⊙ 4

Search your library for a card with 'Navy' in its name and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library.

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Geo Group · Geo Group

Public filings show Geo Group's detention occupancy reached an all-time high of 26,000 people in 2025, with projected revenue of $3 billion. The company filed its initial SEC registration in 2005, though automated database searches as of April 2026 did not locate corporate registrations, court records, parliamentary records, or lobbying disclosures, reflecting search coverage limits.

Overflowing Dungeon ⊙ 2

For each token in your opponent's hand, Geo Group gains +1 attack this turn.

Ghost Filing ⊙ 1

Search your deck for a card, then shuffle your deck. If no card is found, draw two cards.

No Record ⊙ 1

Until end of turn, your opponent cannot see the top card of their library.

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X Corp · X Corp

Public records show X Corp filed with the SEC in 2004, but automated database searches as of May 2026 found no matching entries in USASpending, corporate registrations, lobbying disclosures, court records, or parliamentary records. This absence may reflect search coverage limits rather than confirmed gaps.

SEC Filing (2004) ⊙ 2

Search your library for a card and put it into your hand, then shuffle. Gain +1 intel.

Database Gap ⊙ 1

Until your next turn, this goblin cannot be targeted by spells or abilities that search libraries or graveyards.

Unregistered Entity ⊙ 3

Target opponent reveals their hand. For each card that matches a type not found in public registries (contract, lobbying, court), that opponent discards it.

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Google · Google

Public records show Google filed with the SEC in 2004, but no contracts, registrations, lobbying, court, or parliamentary records were found in searched databases as of May 2026. This may reflect search coverage limits rather than confirmed absence.

Search the Index ⊙ 2

Look at the top three cards of target player's deck. You may rearrange them in any order.

Blank Slate ⊙ 3

When this goblin enters play, target opponent reveals their hand. If they have any contract cards (Lobby, Court, or Registration), you may exile one of them.

Data Hoard ⊙ 4

Draw a card for each different tribal tag among goblins you control.